I Yelled at My Best Friend's Boyfriend because I'm Sexy and do What I Want

                    

I got this from Tracy, Latte Dah and Brenda, Brass Butterflies.  Cracked me up which doesn't take much lately.  If you want to do it, copy and paste and leave me a link or just put your phrase in my comments.  My phrase, of course, is this entry's title.

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Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line. Pick the month you were born: January I kicked February I loved March I karate chopped April I licked May I jumped on June I smelled July I did the Macarena with August I had lunch with September I danced with October I sang to November I yelled at December I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1. a birdbath 2. a monster 3. a phone 4. a fork 5. a snowman 6. a gangster 7. my cell phone 8. my dog 9. my best friends' boyfriend 10. my neighbor 11. my science teacher 12. a banana 13. a fireman 14. a stuffed animal 15. a goat 16. a pickle 17. your mom 18. a spoon 19. a smurf 20. a baseball bat 21. a ninja 22. Chuck Norris 23. a noodle 24. a squirrel 25. a football player 26. my sister 27. my brother 28. an ipod 29. a surfer 30. a llama 31. A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White because I'm cool like that Black because that's how I roll. Pink because I'm NOT crazy. Red because the voices told me to Blue because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green because I think I need some serious help. Purple because I'm AWESOME! Gray because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown because I can. Other because I'm a Ninja! None because I can't control myself Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line I can't wait to see what you get stuck with.